I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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