is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
