he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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