another moral hangover. fuck.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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