he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Don't EVER smell your tampon
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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