You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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