Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
