im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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