How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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