When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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