Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Everyone says I win the strip club
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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