Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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