Its about making memories worth repressing
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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