who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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