What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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