it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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