i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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