and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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