If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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