Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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