worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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