How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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