He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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