no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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