I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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