To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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