Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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