at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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