He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I will be naked everywhere
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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