Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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