so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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