I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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