this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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