He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
His hands were made for my vagina.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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