My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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