BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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