i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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