he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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