Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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