idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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