is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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