oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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