I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I will pee on everything he values.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think i got beer on your cat.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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