That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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