Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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