I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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