gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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