So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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