you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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