I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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