There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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