: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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