I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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